Thursday, November 23, 2006

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO THE GIRL

The Girl said all these things in the past couple days. I swear. She is three. I swear.

"If you put something on your lap and it rolls off, that's gravity."

"Do you know what is extinct? Dinosaurs are extinct. Extinct is dead. The dinosaurs are all angels now."

"Listen to that noise, Mom. (Notice humming from a transformer on a power line) It's the beavers! Hurry, get in the car before they get us!"

"Dad, you are a really big dad. And you're old."

"We can't eat a turkey on Thanksgiving. It's not nice to eat animals."

1 comment:

Vonnie said...

She's never been normal - and if she were we'd all know that you stole her.