"If you put something on your lap and it rolls off, that's gravity."
"Do you know what is extinct? Dinosaurs are extinct. Extinct is dead. The dinosaurs are all angels now."
"Listen to that noise, Mom. (Notice humming from a transformer on a power line) It's the beavers! Hurry, get in the car before they get us!"
"Dad, you are a really big dad. And you're old."
"We can't eat a turkey on Thanksgiving. It's not nice to eat animals."