For your pleasure, more lame gifts you would not want to give or get.
Johnny Cell Phone Holder
"This colorful little guy works hard holding cell phones. He can also double as a business card holder. A great friend to have at work because he just sits quietly and purposefully, unlike those annoying coworkers of yours. $4.00"
Zippered Pencil Case -Single
"Cotton pencil/pen case. Fits 1-2 pens/pencils. Colorful zipper accent. Perfect space-saving invention for carrying your pens and pencils in style. We love this pen/pencil case for keeping our handbag tidy. Measures 6 3/4 inches long. $3.50"