SPRING BREAK WITHOUT THE BOOZE

It's Spring break at the college where The Girl goes to preschool. When the college is on break, so is the preschool. Our neighbor girl who attends said college is in Baja partying it up. Why can't I send The Girl there, too? I have a feeling Sesame Street will be followed by a large quantity of Noggin. After all, Pinky Dinky Doo is debuting today. Why is the absence of her three-hour, twice-weekly preschool about to send me into convulsions? Geez.