Things The Girl has recently said:
I'm on my break - said while pooping behind the chair.
I'm getting crabby - said as she started the flop, flop, drop, noodle-muscle move in the middle of a restaurant.
I'm getting mean - said right before she tried to kick me while eating dinner.
Dummy Mommy - said just under her breath in order to push my last button.
I'm pooping like a dog - said while squatting on the grandparents' front lawn.
I'm reading some important papers - said while looking at the DirecTV bill.