Things The Girl has recently said:
I'm on my break - said while pooping behind the chair.
I'm getting crabby - said as she started the flop, flop, drop, noodle-muscle move in the middle of a restaurant.
I'm getting mean - said right before she tried to kick me while eating dinner.
Dummy Mommy - said just under her breath in order to push my last button.
I'm pooping like a dog - said while squatting on the grandparents' front lawn.
I'm reading some important papers - said while looking at the DirecTV bill.
Hello, my name is
- VenturaMom from
- Ventura, California
- I am often nice, sometimes wicked, and downright mean on occasion. I'm married to a guy who is both very nice and very tall. Our daughter is five and quite amazing. I like cookies, naps and hot french fries, in that order. This is my personal blog and in no way reflects the views of my employer (who shall remain nameless).
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