I'M A SASSY DORK...
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Friday, December 23, 2005
HOW TO PISS ME OFF IN ONE SIMPLE STEP
Dear Database Manager of Stupid New Magazine: I just received this in the mail today. I'm 39 for another eight months, mother fuckers!!!!!! I hope your magazine goes tits up by the time I am in your demographic. I hate you. Sincerely, VenturaMom
But my husband informs me that there's a new magazine out called Geezer Jock, marketed to men 40 and over. At least it's equal opportunity insults these days, even if they are completely without a clue in your case!
I am often nice, sometimes wicked, and downright mean on occasion. I'm married to a guy who is both very nice and very tall. Our daughter is five and quite amazing. I like cookies, naps and hot french fries, in that order. This is my personal blog and in no way reflects the views of my employer (who shall remain nameless).
2 comments:
LOL ~ I'm sure they +/-.
And, gee, you're 3 months younger than me and I haven't seen this in my mail yet.
Doh!
You never know, VtaMom, this might give us the valuable information we need to cross over the "great divide."
They say "40" is the new "30" so we've got an extra 10 years ;o)
But my husband informs me that there's a new magazine out called Geezer Jock, marketed to men 40 and over. At least it's equal opportunity insults these days, even if they are completely without a clue in your case!
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