Friday, December 23, 2005

HOW TO PISS ME OFF IN ONE SIMPLE STEP



Dear Database Manager of Stupid New Magazine:
I just received this in the mail today. I'm 39 for another eight months, mother fuckers!!!!!! I hope your magazine goes tits up by the time I am in your demographic. I hate you.
Sincerely,
VenturaMom

2 comments:

Rose-Colored Beer Goggles said...

LOL ~ I'm sure they +/-.

And, gee, you're 3 months younger than me and I haven't seen this in my mail yet.

Doh!

You never know, VtaMom, this might give us the valuable information we need to cross over the "great divide."

They say "40" is the new "30" so we've got an extra 10 years ;o)

Sugarmama said...

But my husband informs me that there's a new magazine out called Geezer Jock, marketed to men 40 and over. At least it's equal opportunity insults these days, even if they are completely without a clue in your case!