A BITCH SAID IT BEST...

I got a lovely Birthday present today...Alberto Gonzales resigned. As an added bonus, sister girl over at Angry Black Bitch put the hallelujahs aside and set the mood with a little ode to Alberto (with the help of the lovely Miss Dolly Parton). Heck of a job, Gonzo!

VEGAS AGAIN, BABY

The Hubby was headed to Vegas for business (really), so The Girl and I were headed to Carlsbad to visit my Dad, Sis & her family. But when I got there, I decided I needed another Vegas trip too. Sis watched The Girl while I jetted off. I called the Hubby from a bar at the San Diego Airport to let him know I was on my way. Woo hoo, Hard Rock here I come. Since the Hubby was still working, I helped myself to a looooong soak in the tub and spent over an hour getting all fancy (blow dried AND curled the hair AND did makeup) before he got there. Truly, the best part of Vegas was being by myself. Very refreshing.

Saturday I spent several hours at the Wynn (so pretty) gambling and drinking and generally wandering around enjoying my unencumbered time. That night we went to see Jet at The Joint in the Hard Rock FOR FREE! Rocked. Hard.

Sunday I flew out refreshed and ready to be a wife/mother/daughter/sister/friend again. In just over 48 hours I read an entire book and had Starbucks several times. Throw in drinking, gambling, sex & rock-n-roll and we've got ourselves a happy VenturaMom.

HEY YA - ACCOUSTIC

I SUCK AT MUSIC TRIVIA

A friend who shall remain nameless is coming to town next week and offered to bring me songs and DVDs from her secret "mostly-legal I'm sure" stash. So far I have drawn a blank. Then it hit me. I need Outkast. So here is my lame ass email in its entirety:

Maybe bring me some of that Outkast music (I already have Hey
Ya). And I know there are some other black guys who have cute songs that
40-year-old suburban-misfit mommies listen to, but I just don't know their names.
It's those songs credited to "blah blah featuring someone else."

Help me.
Please.