In the meantime, pity me. I am taking The Girl to the 3rd-Annual Overcompensating-For-Being-Bad-Parents Birthday Extravaganza on Saturday. They will have the usual pony rides, exotic animals, face painting, caricature artists, etc. But now we'll have the added bonus of a feuding MIL/FIL vs. BIL/SIL. Should I just go high?