VenturaMom: THANKSGIVING MEME

A Thanksgiving meme courtesy of Angry Black Bitch. If you aren't reading her, you should be.

When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? Color your hair before Thanksgiving.
How much cash do you have on you? $12 + change
What’s a word that rhymes with “DOOR?” Floor.
Favorite planet? Saturn - love the rings.
Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone? My sister.
What is your favorite ring tone? I use one that goes ring, ring, ring. It came with the phone.
What shirt are you wearing? Coral t-shirt.
Do you “label” yourself? Yes. Wife, mother, democrat, feminist, bitch, lover, Californian.
Name the brand of the shoes you’re currently wearing? Crocs
Bright or Dark Room? Dark
What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? She is amazing.
What does your watch look like? No watch. I tell the time by the sun, moon & stars. And my cell.
What were you doing at midnight last night? Getting my smoke on with The Hubby.
What did your last text message you received on your cell say? Where are u?
Where is your nearest 7-11? Montalvo
What's a word that you say a lot? Fuck, shit, actually, um, dude.
Who told you he/she loved you last? The Girl.
Last furry thing you touched? Blackie – our big cat.
How many drugs have you done in the last three days? Some Tums, Zoloft, and street.
How many rolls of film do you need developed? Digital only, baby. None.
Favorite age you have been so far? 28…found myself then met my hubby.
Your worst enemy? The folks who want women to cover thier breast/child when breastfeeding, but think big giant boobs like Pamela Anderson’s are awesome to look at.
What is your current desktop picture? Closeup of The Girl’s freckles & eyes.
What was the last thing you said to someone? Just a minute.
If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be? The money, honey.
Do you like someone? Lots of folks. I even love a few.
The last song you listened to? Losing Lisa by Ben Folds on my ipod in the kitchen while doing dishes.
What time of day were you born? 7:47 a.m.
What’s your favorite number? 11
Where did you live in 1987? San Diego, CA
Are you jealous of anyone? Yes - Anyone with a housekeeper.
Is anyone jealous of you? Are you kidding me? I seriously think not.
Where were you when 9/11 happened? On my way into the office.
What do you do when vending machines steal your money? Shake it. Then pony up some more $ for the candy if that doesn’t work.
Do you consider yourself kind? Sometimes.
If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be? Ankle – California Poppy.
If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be? Spanish. Dude, I live in California.
Would you move for the person you loved? Yep, did it in ‘95.
Are you touchy feely? A bit.
What’s your life motto? Lighten up or Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.
Name three things that you have on you at all times? Cell phone, raisins (for The Girl), date book
What’s your favourite town/city? Ventura dude, home is where the heart is.
What was the last thing you paid for with cash? Venti chai, no water, no foam.
When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it? A couple months ago to the Hubby’s great-aunt.
Can you change the oil on a car? No, but I could learn.
Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her? Got married in 1987 or 88 and haven’t heard a thing since.
How far back do you know about your ancestry? Great grandparents on both sides.
The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy? Fancy? Me? I guess I dressed up on my B-day in Vegas back in August...black cropped pants, turquoise shirt with cleavage, dandling earrings.
Does anything hurt on your body right now? My back.
Have you been burned by love? I thought it was love, but really I was just singed by desire and dreams.