Quit wasting your day away by reading crap on the internet. Go buy The Glass Castle by Jeannette Walls and read it now. If you can't swing the cash, go check it out at the library. An aside... I heart the library. And while reading the book, keep shouting to your spouse/significant other/dog, "This shit really happened! This shit isn't fiction! It's a motherfuckin' memoir!" Then get over yourself and quit thinking that your childhood was hard and your parents are/were insane. Cuz she's got the market cornered on crazy folks. And it's surprisingly funny in an odd, cardboard-box-for-a-mattress kind of way.
PS - In other news, The Girl is doing fine at preschool. I got a mani/pedi today, so obviously I am doing well with her at preschool too. Vegas countdown...two days, bitches.