MALAISE OR MAYONNAISE?

I am in a non-blogging mood. Maybe because I have just returned from five days with the in-laws and I need to read all the crap I missed from my sweet, sweet Internet. Maybe it's because we are having one of our "humid" weeks here in Ventura. We have three of them a year. And I say "humid" because my friends in Tennessee and Florida are ready to knock me in the head right now. But I don't care because it's "humid" here and I am lazy. Or maybe it's because I am in desperate need of a good chicken salad sandwich (with grapes! and nuts! on a croissant!). Hard to say. But whatever it is, I just gotta go lay down in front of the fan.