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HUBBY: I miss having The Girl sleep between us. Her bedroom seems so far away. And she's still so little.
ME: Zzzzzz....zzzzzz....zzzzzz.
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From last week when I paired black high-heeled slides with sassy new jeans...
THE GIRL: Mom!!! Where did you get those shoes? They're fab-a-luss.
Guess she's not used to seeing me without my trusty black Crocs.
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Something I never though I would say...
ME: Please get the toilet ring off your head and put it back on the potty.
Don't forget to tip your waitress!
2 comments:
INTERESTING!!!! maybe she was wronged by ford in a past life!
"Please get the toilet ring off your head and put it back on the potty."
hahahahaha.
Uh, you were saying this to your kid, right?
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