YAY! POTTY! YAY!

The Girl has made poop and pee on the toilet. Two days in a row. Without me asking. Have I raised a super-child who needs no mother? How deee-lightful. The only thing that I don't like about potty training (even though I have done no actual training)...the poop. It is not easy leaning over, picking up the potty insert and dumping a poo into the big toilet first thing in the morning. Then I have to rinse it, dump it, rinse it, dump it. Gross. I actually gagged yesterday. Of course this was after I told The Girl how PROUD I was of her and YAY and TERRIFIC and that she is SUCH A BIG GIRL and so on. Just once though, I would like to have someone say in a loud and excited voice, "Look at YOU! You're a TERRIFIC MOMMY of a toddler who POOPS in the potty. YAY!"