Hubby rolled over last night and asked if I was crabby.
ME: No, why?
HE: Well, is it that time or something?
ME: No! And why do you insist on asking when you know the question itself makes me crabby?
HE: You know how NBC has "The More You Know..." public service announcements? It's like that.
If he hadn't ended the conversation with a zinger, I was going to end it with a baseball bat.