Am I the only mother who wants to run away from her family when she gets her period? Everything they do, and I mean EVERYTHING, drives me nuts. My husband snores every night. When do I get all aggro about it at 3 a.m.? Yep. Then there's the whole drama about getting The Girl to wear shoes. And the drama over selecting the correct Charlie & Lola episode from the 15 that are on the TiVo. Christ in a sidecar. I need a drink. And more meds. And another drink. And a nap. And maybe some candy. Oh my god. See's Candy. That's it. We are heading to the mall right now.
EDITED TO ADD: After 4 Butterscotch Squares, 4 California Brittle & 2 Scotch Kisses, I'm feeling alright.