GERMS

The preschool germ warfare has begun. The Girl and I both came down with our first colds of the season, no doubt infected by some kid whose goddamn hippie parents sent him to school with a cold because it increases everybody's natural immunity (or some sort of crazy shit). Goddamn hippies. Hello, Kleenex with lotion. We have to be better by Monday, though. That's when V comes back for a week-long visit that will include restaurants, Starbucks, ice cream, shopping, mani/pedis and Disneyland. So goo, you are on notice...be gone by Monday.