Ask the Swami a question and you will receive a truthful answer that may or may not make sense.
Q: Why did you hit me?
A: I just wanted to, so I did the hitting.
Q: What should we eat for lunch?
A: Cookies and pink milk and a doughnut and cheese. But no elephants.
Q: What should Jennster do for July 4th?
A: Swim at the beach. Yep, the beach. And don't forget your lunch. And ice cream!
Go ahead & ask. I'll post the answers here.