The dude with the black & red King Tut beard thing, Scott Ian from Anthrax, is sweet. He is all ga ga over his idol Ted Nugent. Superhero boy crushes are so cute. I don't think I have ever heard an Anthrax song, but I see this guy whenever The Hubby tunes into "I Love The 80s."
What's up with Ted Nugent's teeth? Caps? Veneers? Odd beaver-like dentures?
Jason Bonham, son of Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham, seems the most normal. But how strange is it that he has joined Foreigner on tour? Foreigner? Son of Zep? I loved my Foreigner 4 album...in 1981! Guess you gotta pay the bills. But I admit, they have a rockin' catalog.
Evan Sienfeld? Biohazard? Never heard of 'em. But his porn-star wife, Tera Patrick? Heard of her. Tattooed wanna-be tough guys just don't do it for me. Ick.
And it's obvious that all the ancillary characters (chef, PR team, stylist) are all actors. Why must they act and look so over-the-top. The gay PR dude with the stupid clothes? Gah.
But still, tune in. Or as Timothy Leary said, "Turn on, tune in, drop out."