ME: Do you want chocolate milk or plain milk in your sipper?
THE GIRL: Plain milk, no foam.
Do you think I've been going to Starbucks a little too often? She can spot the lovely mermaid logo and green awnings blocks away. She shouts out joyfully, "There's Starbucks mom!" The weird thing is that she usually doesn't get anything there. Maybe she just likes the euphoric mommy I become following a vente 7-pump Chai, no water, no foam.
And just for fun...behold The Oracle of Starbucks. Input your drink order and it will tell you everything about your personality. No, really!