Wednesday, June 29, 2005

TOM - SHUT THE FUCK UP

Top Gun is my favorite movie. Really. It's classic, like the Sound of Music and the Wizard of Oz. I love Top Gun. Hubby and I actually thought about naming our child Pete Mitchell had it been a boy. I still cry HUGE tears when Goose dies. Really. No, I'm serious. My shirt gets all wet from the tears streaming down my face. And Hubby was rather impressed when I took him by the house in Oceanside that was used as Kelly McGillis' (aka Charlie's) house in the movie. I saw Kenny Logins in concert the year Top Gun came out. He rocked. I love Top Gun.

Having professed my love for all things Top Gun, I must add, "Shut the fuck up, Tom Cruise."

A regimen of vitamins is not going to change the chemical imbalance in my brain. Zoloft does, thankfully. You are an actor. If I want a medical opinion, I do not go to the movies or watch an interview with you. I go to the movies to see pretty people like yourself act out an entertaining story that was written by someone else. You can't even use the lame line, "I'm not a doctor but I play one on TV." So stop with the judgmental (ha ha judge-MENTAL) bullshit when it comes to mental health. By the way, I DO take a multivitamin with my Zoloft.

And the whole nauseating woohoo-jumping-on-the-couch act on Oprah...annoying. I don't care who you are dating or divorcing or boinking, although I'm sure lots of people do. All I really kept thinking was, "Get off Oprah's couch, fool." You don't jump on people's furniture, especially with your shoes on, and especially not on Oprah's furniture. Were you raised in a barn?

So to summarize, Tom, here's what I'm asking from you:
1. shut the fuck up about mental health and medication
2. don't jump on Oprah's furniture

I still love Pete Mitchell.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

AMEN to that! - I cant believe O' didnt give him a sucker punch for that one - jackass.

You know how I love??? YOU!

xoxox V

Monkey loves Kitten said...

Listen, all you people, Scientology is totally based on science AND on ology, so you better watch what you say or Xenu is gonna get you.

Julie Julie Bo Boolie said...

Here Here! Never did like the little prick..